February 5, 2007

• Unfinished Stand Up Routine.

   "When you really want good luck,  -pour on the brewskies. . . "

  
  

  Actually, that slogan is probably the single largest reason why I showed up to take my SAT naked. 

  
  

  Now, I started to think like that everyone seemed to have some kinda problem with me doing that, until the judge sort of stuck up for me in front of everybody, and asked me to like perform 20 hours of 'community service.'    

  
  

  That was pretty cool, and I was, I freely admit,  pretty hot looking.  I was.  But I was a little worried about maybe some of my special gravitas like wearing off if I were exposed for all 20 hours at once. You know?  Not to mention the potential sun burn I might get.    But that judge, he knew what he was doing,  In fact, the whole experience sort of helped me with some of those test questions, because, like dude, I had no idea that a guy in a speeding car traveling at 70 mph could throw a condom THAT  far out the window!  Truly.    

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