August 29, 2006


  • Random Thoughts.


     


    Every time I surf my subscriptions I lose focus and end up wanting to post one of these journal-type entries.  I’ve thought about maybe starting a separate blog just for that.  I  did experiment with doing that by posting some protected entries, but mostly they just laid there and stared up at me like a dead fish. 


     


    Do you think this post makes my butt look bigger?


     


    A rich lady who treated me rather badly in my professional life, her adult son died in a plane crash this week.  I sort of feel badly for her, but not very deeply.  I should probably celebrate the tragedy of an enemy that did me a great deal of harm and caused me great discomfort, but it just doesn’t seem right.   


     


    I did tell you these were random thoughts, right?


     


    I had a root canal this last weekend.  My Japanese oral surgeon is such a smartass. I like him.  I told him I was resistant to the anesthetic so he loaded me up and came back later and asked me “How that work for you?”  Big grin on his face.  He knew I could barely speak.  I would have nodded my head but my neck was numb.


     


    There are supposed to be two eclipses this month.  Have you ever noticed that planets become way more popular when you can’t see them for awhile?


     


    I wonder what the profit margin on a bag of Doritos is.  I bet it is huge.


     


    My anonymous daughter asked me this week why all the girls her age (jr. high) don’t seem to have a clue who they really are or what they really want.  I advised her to get used to it, because there are plenty of adults like that too.  Thinking hurts too much- so most people avoid it if they can- and for some people that means a lifetime of sailing in a fog.  It worried me that she is becoming too much like me for her own good though, to even ask such a question. 


     


    My new leather shoes are tight.  I squeezed into them this morning and now I’m afraid to kick them off under my desk.  (Yes, I thought you should know that.)  It may explain all my short little sentences. 


     


    I saw a billboard in Eastern Colorado that offered  “FREE LAND, we just need you” – to move here.  I’ve been hearing about New Orleans all week.  I wonder if New Orleans were to try the same advertising, if it would work for them.   I’ve been there.   I know I’d pass.  


     


    It looks like Saddam Hussein is no longer on his hunger strike.  Darn it.  All good things are not forever I guess.  


     


     


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    Naked driver pulls alongside school bus


    kcstar.com


    Twice this week a naked, hairy man has exposed himself to elementary school children.


    About 7:30 a.m. on Aug. 21 and 24, a man wearing no clothes driving a shiny red Nissan Pathfinder has pulled alongside the same school bus and masturbated while the vehicles were traveling along 75th Street between Delmar Street and Mission Road. Police are investigating reports of possibly a third incident at another location.


     


    Several things about this give me pause: 


     


    First, this guy must put on quite a show.  I find it interesting that a naked man is driving around Kansas City and exposing himself to entire school buses full of kids, but no one has yet noted his license number.  But, we do know he is a hairy man. . .


     


    Second, I wonder how the weekend went for those who own red Nissan Pathfinders. . .  I figure there are only 10-20 of these in Kansas City, and I bet this news story made life eventful for all of their owners.


     


    Third, I wonder what it is about yellow school buses that this guy finds so arousing.  Personally, I’ve been around a lot of yellow school buses, and they never turned me on.   What am I missing?   Do you suppose this is what Dad meant when he said my education was deficient?


     

Comments (6)

  • whats the big deal about him being hairy?

  • LOL . I don't know why, but your randomness is quite funny.

  • Hey randomness is quite nice... not everything else has to be its opposite. Sides it opens up creativity cause its not so "organised" or structured. Anyways! Thanks for the quotes on my site! I enjoyed them! Especially...

    If you make people think they are thinking, they will love you. If you really make them think, they will hate you.

    How true is that! So true! Oh what wars I have started inside those I loved.... ;)

    I know what you mean about enemies though... Ugh, no matter how cruel someone is, and we think theyre getting away with something... lets just say they cant escape the swings of life. I guess that goes for kind people too... I guess the train of thought is that the enemy doesnt have anything bad happen to them... and it isnt so. The question is, do they become better people for their losses?

    Have you ever noticed a ring around the sun? Sometimes it happens... there was one last week I think. From what I heard the sun can actually develop a halo of ice crystals. Yes! Ice crystals... (You can learn more on the net)

    And yes, many people dont think, and many people never ever grow up. They stay mindless, rarely growing or expanding... they just wash, rinse, repeat, every day. I cant help but exploit these people if I get close to them... ya know, I want to rock their boat a little. You have a brain, use it! Whats that itchy feeling? Those are neurons firing!

    Ya know, if I was a bus driver and I saw some moron doing that outside my window... I would have to throw my coffee on him! I understand that feelings of shock and disbelief would occur... but absolute anger would kick in. On occasion when I used to ride the bus, some suspicious character would be doing something with his nether regions... and a little voice inside my head said,"Just try it buddy!"

    Luckily for the both of us nothing happened... and thus violence did not occur.

    But hairy man here is an open invitation to all kinds of scrutiny if not violence. The story sounds suspicious. Didnt anyone want to kick his ass? Just a little bit? Or are we all scared of perverts?

  • lol I find your randomness funny.

    Thanks for sharring, the hairy man, whoa!! That's just strange.

  • I feel sorry for that guy who treated you badly. I guess you're one person not to mess around with. Perhaps you weren't the only one who's been bothered by him.

    I like your dentist.

    I dunno, but people who go naked in public needs some social readjustment. I couldn't care for that freedom and hippie mentallity.

  • I understand the shoe thing, it's only worse if you are female.  Nice, wonderful, gorgeous, bought-them-on-sale heels that are killing your feet but you don't dare take off because otherwise you are walking around barefoot for the rest of the day, and if that means you have to walk across a hot parking lot, then you will walk around barefott for the rest of the week.

    Flip flops are divine.

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