November 27, 2005

  • THE JOY OF SHOPPING


     


    THEY PARKED IN THE FIRE LANE,


    AND SLAMMED THEIR DOORS SHUT.


    THEY STOOD IN LINE, AND PUSHED INTO THE STORE,


    LIKE FAT HUNGRY PENGUINS, RUSHING TO SHORE.


     


    THEY EXCUSED ME RIGHT, AND EXCUSED ME LEFT,


    DOWN EVERY AISLE, THEY FARTED AND LEFT.


    THEY TURNED THEIR CARTS SIDEWAYS, AND BLOCKED MY ESCAPE,


    I HAD TO WATCH THEM BEND OVER, AND I LOST ALL I'D ATE.


     


    (c) RLM